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I can fix bikes for you, too.

Why buy Nick's bikes?

Nick's Bikes is simply the best place to buy a bike. Not only have I tons of bikes in, for you to come and see, I can also get you the exact bike you would like to have if I haven't got one. To top it all, I also buy your stolen bikes so that you can get that all-important next hit of crack cocaine or whatever it is that keeps your boat afloat. And of course, if you are not interested in buying an expensive bike, I will flog you one of the stolen ones for much cheaper no probs.

yeah me man

Peace man. Extra much peace for me if you buy one of my bikes. Which would give you karma points™ you can trade in when you get to heaven.